The new Internet 3.0 with implemented Halal Option.
At the end of an IRNA press-conference in Teheran he entered the stage in his usual black business suit and started his speech with the words:
“One more thing: Iran will soon create an internet that conforms to Islamic principles and to improve its communication and trade links with the world.”
This next-generation Internet (termed Net 3.0) will include the following advanced features:
1.) Computers will work only if their screen is turned eastward, therefore facing Mekka.
2.) The internet data transmission will be interrupted 5 times a day precisely as determined by the Ajatollah Chamenei to allow everybody to attend the prayer.
3.) Computer mouse will be replaced by a computer lamb, since the first is not mentioned in the Quran as a halal creature.
4.) Before switching on, computer plugs have to be washed thoroughly under running water.
5.) The bus-size will be limitted to 11 bit. The 12th bit will be added only upon arrival of the Mahdi.
6.) Each computer will come with a chemical spray to clean it off StuxNet-Virus.
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