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Researchers of the Berlin Museum for Natural Science have made a discovery that challenges the value of the pharmaceutically produced Viagra or Sildenafil. Wheras their efficiancy to treat erectile dysfunction usually lasts only a few hours, a moskito like insect in the collection of the Museums has a hard time that lasts already for 99 million years.

A description of the fossil has been published in The Science of Nature, explaining that several of the arachnid’s features, such as slender legs, crossed-eye view and a pink-red neck region shows all the features also known in modern men after they have taken the little blue pill. The morphology of the spiders penis, however is unlike that of your husbands one-eyed trouser snake, since it shows a shimmering appearance that would make it  suitable to be worn around the neck in the form of a jewelery.

The ancient harvestman – otherwise known as a daddy longlegs – has surely broken the record for the longest sustained erection in history, and researchers are confident that by carfully analyzing all the different compounds in the amber block around it will help them to discover a new magic drug to treat erectile dysfunction.

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The penis of this ancient creature has been described as having a “slender, distally flattened truncus, a spatulate heart-shaped glans and a short distal stylus, twisted at the tip,” marking it out as unique within the Dyspnoi suborder.