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In another helpless attempt PM Theresa May failed again today to get parlamentory approval of her Brexit agreement. It was once again thrown in the waste basket by a majority on both sides of the aisle. This time Mrs. May (nickname “the MayBot”) even went close to offering her (political) life if only the MPs would give her Brexit deal the Go Ahead. I would not be surprised if she tries it again next week, maybe she could offer some extra thrills to the bored house of commons. For instance offering a blow job to the speaker John Bercow, right on the big desk in front of the Tory and Labour MPs. This wouldn’t be a too high price for the honour of being remembered in later times of pushing through the most silly decision in British politics.

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The endless quarell in the House-of-Commons could serve as a nice script for an absurde theater play (like those by Beckett or Ionescu).

If the British so badly want to leave Europe, why cant they simply write an SMS (max 160 characters) saying something like
“After 40 years sharing bed and table with you, I decided to start a brandnew, self determined life. Lets stay good friends”.
“PS: And thanks for all the fish”
(this would already count as a 2nd SMS, but Mrs. T .May has perhaps a flat rate).

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